First of all, the dialogs and the backgrounds were copied (and modified in some cases ) from the movie The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, so the congratulations should be given to the director, screenwriter and writer of this great saga and the equipment of Weta Workshop for it incredibly armors, and background designs, not to me
Another thing, this a PARODY overall and it isn't a LOTR vs Twilight, OK? I only used the argument and modified it to make this parody.
This comic isn't critizing the Twilight' saga, it's critizing the rabid fangirl/boys who attack with insults and threats people only for parody or critic these books instead of discussing and exchanging views. So if after read this comic you feel tempted to kill me, insult me or tell me how wonderful Bella and Edward are, CONGRATULATIONS YOU'RE AN ORC.
The idea comes from some messages i've received in my strip Bella Swan Sucks! from rabid fangirls. So Thanks girls for your comments without your invaluable help I'd never have done this
twilight would have been a really good story, except the main character is SO FREAKING ANNOYING!!!!!!!!! although she is better in the books than in the movies.
I dislike twilight too... My mom and sis like it... But, my sister hates "moonface" (Edward from a side view... XD)
I watch it with them, and try not to laugh my ass off at half of it. Some of the story is ok, but it just drags on forever while not saying ANYTHING!! Especially the honeymoon part. Do they realize that kids (tweens) watch that series? I don't think that its ok to show Edward destroying everything while sexing Bella... Its crazy wrong. I know I'd be traumatized by that if I were 13. But hey! Its ok because its romantic!
Not.
Okay, bad joke. But still, think of the children Ed, before you almost kill your wife in front of them in the stupidest sex scene ever to hit the big screen!
twilight would have been a really good story, except the main character is SO FREAKING ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!
although she is better in the books than in the movies.
I watch it with them, and try not to laugh my ass off at half of it. Some of the story is ok, but it just drags on forever while not saying ANYTHING!! Especially the honeymoon part. Do they realize that kids (tweens) watch that series? I don't think that its ok to show Edward destroying everything while sexing Bella... Its crazy wrong. I know I'd be traumatized by that if I were 13. But hey! Its ok because its romantic!
I wonder if they realize how bloody stupid they are, eh.